old morbid people...

This week on the bassets mind...

Old people are either insanely happy granola I don't need this shit type or the morbid obsessed with horrible things type. My mother is the later. I don't know if it's because we are Hispanic & well Hispanic people tend to talk about sickness in secretive whispers....as if tata didn't know his old ass was sick as hell. Or maybe speaking about the illness out loud will break the general rule of not telling the really ill child/old person that they are sick as hell. It's better that they not know? BUT back to my mom who daily tells me terrible tales of abused children, deaths caused by crocodiles, people who didn't pay attention to the news and then lost their homes, their jobs, and were clubbed to death by their neighbors....I could casually say the most innocent of comments to my mother about the summer heat she will answer with some story she heard on the radio of a woman who forgot their child in the car & the baby cooked to death..... DAMN MAN a long time ago I stopped watching horror films because I could not take the gruesome terrible things people did to one another...so I stopped watching those. I had no idea that a little Mexican woman could be filled with such horrid tales. She tells me that she tells me these things so that I would know not to do that. WTF? I am not going to cook my baby in the freaking car. I think she should supplement her retirement income by going to work for fangoria magazine..or maybe the bastards that create all those Saw movies. She could tell those fuckers all the terrible shit she hears on the radio, keep her self busy, and have the cash to take me out to lunch more often.

I should really go over one day and pay close attention to this radio show she listens to....I swear it's too meth heads combing over the internet thinking of ways to scare the crap out of old Mexican widow woman while giving these old OMWW something to gossip about in whispered black tones to one another and their children.

On same subject but not...I hate the people who create SAW movies. That's right I hate you. How dare you put that type of vile shit out there. I am not into torture porn. AND I am not into censorship, but fuck man why plant these disgusting ideas into some sick fuckers head that had enough money for a movie ticket. Don't the creators of the SAW movies & movies of that nature get it...you plant the seed to the public then some idiot recreates it. I think there is so much terrible shit in the world must we really teach each other especially our youth even more creative ways to hurt one another. I wonder if we are creating a generation of mean little bastards.

I prefer my horror in the form of zombies, vampires, werewolves...Your basic good time Halloween shit that for the most part isn't true....I say for the most part because there are days when my apartment complex is super quiet that I start to wonder where my neighbors are & why is everything so quiet....Mmmm.

for the record I intend to be the don't need this shit old person. I plan to be an old pot head who scrambles around trying to clean things up including myself before the grandkids come over.