shopping

Did my usual payday shopping today...restocking supplies and all that exciting BS. I could go on about how everything seems to cost double these days...but why. Instead I'll muse on a couple thoughts.

First: (I may have texted or twittered you a condensed version of this) Old lady at Cost Co line looks at me and asks me about the scar on my neck. I smile and say "oh...ya I was in a bar fight at this lesbian bar in Mexicali...two girls started fighting over me & I got stuck in the middle and cut...lesbians can be very dangerous..." Well, the old lady was shocked. The look of horror that stuck her face. I did well to I held it for a minute then smiled said "not really" & gave her the business card of my thyroid doctor...She was so relieved I don't think she really took in what I said...

if anything I am self entertaining...

Second: Chick standing at Wally world looking at toilet brushes...she was dressed for the runway. Long fake pony tail, fake eyelashes, nails...well fake everything visible. A dress that looked worth a lot that is seen on magazine covers. That got me thinking...either she's an executive that is sent from her office to do some low level toilet brush shopping....or her life as gone to a really weird place where she gets that dressed up for freaking low level shopping. I don't judge her, but her level of being made up for something as dull & hateful as shopping for necessary household stuff gets me pondering. She is either really really high maintenance...or there is nothing going on in her life at all. She has that much time & money to look like that for something as simple as needing a toilet brush...

Well...That's what I thought about her as I walked by in my carpi's & 11 buck Target t-shirt. OH don't forget the 5 dollar Target flip flops....Sorry chicka I've got too much shit going on to wear heels to buy yogurt.