mind in the gutter...

Okay...so I'm a big pervert. My mind always somehow wanders to the gutter. The red light district is on. I can't help it I'm a sociologist at heart. I like to study people figure out how they tick & well it always starts or ends with me wondering about "things."



Here are some examples:



Tibetan Monks: what are they wearing under the orange robes? Tighty Whitey's? Boxers" Al aira fresca?



Odd looking couples: Well, we are all odd looking...but I mean couples where you have the Sumo looking man and the tiny Asian looking chick. How do they? Are their straps involved? A crane...how does she not get crushed. A boss and friend once told me "Well, sweetie sometimes you just have to ride them..." After I peeled myself off the floor from laughter. I understood that was true.



Angry Butch Lesbians couples: You've seem them, know them, love them...but one has to wonder when you've got two very butch lesbians who seem to constantly be pissed off at something...does anything sweet happen in the bedroom. Or do they just roll around growling & gnawing on one another.



Brad & Angie: Come on two of the most beautiful people in the world? Everyone wonders. Your 87 year old abuela whose probably busy right now making enchiladas wonders.



Paula Dean: Okay I don't ponder about what she and her fisherman husband are doing. It's mostly images of both of them giggling & feeding each other biscuits.



Your boss & his/her spouse: Ya, you've thought it. You might not want to picture it. But you've seen your bosses spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend and you've said "mmmm..." to yourself...You might have brushed it out of your mind quickly but the thought has occurred.



Clay Aiken/Michael Jackson/All those Sleep away camp type of people: No images here. Just that simple conclusion...someone is willing to go there. Someone is willing to look & gasp touch that. How much purex does it take to get over that? I assume the answer is gallons.






AND those are just off the top of my head. I'm not really digging deep. It's almost (not really..if you knew me you'd wouldn't expect anything less) frightening to think what is there if I dug deep. There might be questions that no one wants an answer to.

Unrelated to all of the above I have decided to add AdSense to my blog. This is an unpopular move and is noted by many casual writers to be selling out. But it's the American way. I am a stay at home mom/full time student. If I can earn some change to pay for textbooks then hooray for red, white, and blue me.

In closing I would like to state that Nicolas Cage is not aging well...he seems to be melting.