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Yup your right I should be packing & packing, instead of f'ing around online. But everyone that is reading my mindless bullshit at this very moment...you out there should be doing something else also...lets raise are fists in the air for a momentary "fuck it."

Some thoughts:

CHEM CLASS:

Started my Chem class with a good friend "B." Shout out to "B." I'm not sure what I would like to shout out to "B"....probably "woman we are going out for drinks & deep fried food when this bullshit is over with.." But, I'm digressing the Chemistry professor is very Mexicano from Mexico very well educated & traveled man that does not act like a crema. BUT he did use the would quantitative several times. Well, I don't know about most of you audience but if you are able to slip that word into normal conversation concerning normal things then damn you are learned. The second time he slipped the word quantitative in, mentally I had already grabbed my purse, given B a very solemn "oh well..." nod, started heading home to a glass of wine & some Ice Road Truckers...with a guess I'll go work at Kmart attitude. I thought I was bad ass when I knew what the word catharsis meant...but the professor has defiantly 4 up'd me.

QVC:

I have always known that the QVC was out there. But, in my head it was for shut in's with money, nanas with money & arthritis, and for an occasional homosexual gentleman who was too busy with his social life to go out & shop. BUT, I've been schooled. It started with their mineral makeup B.E. Which according to myself is some of the best makeup I've ever used I am in the process of building a complete collection of that stuff...which will have no monitory value, but will make me feel like a pretty mama.
Last night I caught myself watching it...they were selling travel mugs. I was intrigued about the travel mugs, intrigued about what the ladies were saying about the travel mugs, and even listened to the pathetic I've got nothing better to do than speak to you fuckers caller. I then realized..."shit...these people could sell me anything.." I'm sure they could sell me warm cat poop in a jar & I would totally go for it...not knowing why I would purchase the poop + the warmer + jar together for $14.99 available on easy pay...and be thrilled. Don't worry I still stop myself before I reach for my credit card...

BEING RIGHT:
I don't like to write about my kids because I think reading about other peoples kids is some boring stuff....BUT I have to go into my 4 year old's latest quirk. He thinks he's right. Example: he was talking about a tooth stick that some lady had in her mouth on TV. I correct him "no baby it's a tooth pick..." He looks at me dead on and says "no your wrong...it's a tooth stick.." AND walks off shaking his little carter dinosaur chonies ass. He does this constantly he says something incorrectly then I correct him & he tells me I'm wrong. He did it in the car the other day so I look at my mom and say "chinga su...mirar esta la Leticia ___ back there.." in my very best spanglish...Note: only my cousin will understand & laugh at the Lety ___ line... That is my sister who thinks she's always right even though she's 99% of the time very wrong. But, like a rabid pit bull she will fight to the death that she's right. Of all the f'd up quirks for my son to "get" from my sister...Why couldn't he get her quirk to keep the car super super clean.

LUCKY:
I've been thinking lately of how lucky I am. I've got a good man, kids, family, & friends. We just bought a home..we aren't rolling in cash but the man is working hard things are getting paid & things are getting better. Being honest I don't deserve any of it. I'm not a bad person, but honestly I'm not that great either. I have full disclosure been trying to kill my mom's poodle for over a year. The four year old has even noticed it & ratted me out to the nana...So I don't consider myself worthy of my blessing...I consider myself one lucky bitch. That's it just lucky nothing else. I won't commit to calling it anything else since I am a very strict agnostic in the sense that I refuse to say any one thing is the answer to anything....Anyway, let's just hope my luck sticks.


quan·ti·ta·tive /ˈkwɒntɪˌteɪtɪv/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kwon-ti-tey-tiv] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective
1.
that is or may be estimated by quantity.
2.
of or pertaining to the describing or measuring of quantity.
3.
of or pertaining to a metrical system, as that of classical verse, based on the alternation of long and short, rather than accented and unaccented, syllables.
4.
of or pertaining to the length of a spoken vowel or consonant.


ca·thar·sis /-siz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[-seez] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation.
1.
the purging of the emotions or relieving of emotional tensions, esp. through certain kinds of art, as tragedy or music.
2.
Medicine/Medical. purgation.
3.
Psychiatry.
a.
psychotherapy that encourages or permits the discharge of pent-up, socially unacceptable affects.
b.
discharge of pent-up emotions so as to result in the alleviation of symptoms or the permanent relief of the condition.