So I've told you all that I am a self confessed pervert. I would now like to toss out to the world that I am nosy. Yes, that's right I'm nosy. In self defense I am not your classic nosy busy body. I'm not spying on my neighbors through the blinds, going through my friends mail, I don't read my husbands text messages (maybe I should)...
No, not nosy like that. Nosy in a way where I'm always wondering exactly what makes people tick & what exactly are they doing. Here are some examples: Whenever I'm driving anywhere and I see an interesting looking home or building. I always wonder, who lives/works there what do they do? What are they like? That very big beautiful house where ever...I would love to knock on there door & ask what everyone is doing. Oprah once said she always wondered what people around her neighborhood where cooking for dinner. My nosy is kinda like that.
Here's an example: I go the gym at all different hours. I have no set schedule for the gym...basically I show up several times a week when I've got someone to watch the kids. So today when I hit the gym at 1pm thinking I would have the place to myself...Hell no the place was packed. WTF? I just wanted to walk around asking "who are you? how can you be at a gym in the middle of a workday? What do you do for a living...?"
The new girl in the apartment across from mine she comes out once a day to walk her very adorable Bulldog named Molly & her dust rag foo foo dog named Roxi....I only see her once a day...so I wonder what is she doing in there all day long with those two dogs & a 2 year old. Hasn't she gone mad yet? I feel compelled to knock on her door with some lame excuse about the roof being on fire, trolls have taken over the laundry room, the pool is full of jello...just to get a glimpse of what she is doing...
So there it is world I'm nosy...but don't worry I won't raid your bathroom drawers I'm too afraid of what I might find...If I find something really weird I'd have to walk out of your bathroom look you in the eye & pretend everything is cool while pretending not to wipe every thing before I touch it...Which would probably spiral into you thinking I've developed a bad case of sudden OCD so better not go there....Anyway I'm way to busy wondering what the man across the street is doing in his garage to remember you have stuff in your bathroom drawers.
So tell me tiny blog audience that I have: What are you nosy about? Because I'm nosy I'd like to know. You can comment on it or email me...
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- goss2323
- El Centro, CA, United States
- Just blurting out what comes to mind when I've got the time.
2 comments:
I'm the same kind of nosy.
I always look at other couples on the rare occasion when we go out and wonder if they're relationship is as good as mine. I wonder if they have kids and I wonder if they are worthy of being the future spouses for my children.
Also when I see ugly children (and let's admit it, there are some pretty ugly children out there) I wonder what two hideous beasts had to mate in order to get something that looks like that. *full body shudder*
When I see a really odd looking couple (one really tall the other short or one really heavy the other skinny) I wonder how they are able to have sex.
I am guilty as both of you, I am nosy too. When I pass beautiful home I wonder how the inside is decorated and can they afford to eat. I am big on what is in your fridge, not in the “Eew what the hell?” but in the “How come I do not have that at home?” I am always trying to feed children till the point of no return, so I wonder if these people have money for food. I am not the person who will go threw your drawers either.
I see really obese children and wonder if their parent or family notice that there is something wrong and they should go threw parenting counseling because their kid is so fat the when he/she cries you can see the fat in her cheeks from the inside of his/her mouth. (I work in retail so I see a lot of children)
On the morbid side, every time I see a young teenage couple strolling together I wonder how long have they been together and how long will it be before she is pregnant
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