Senor Cullen

So Miss Tortilla sent me Twilight...told myself I wasn't going to touch it till after my chemistry final..but ya know I hate Chemistry & love vampires so I started reading it of course.

AND I can say that "yes, I get it." I get why all these teenage, middle age, old age whatever woman & gay men are loving it. Edward is bad boy perfection. He's got the heart of gold with the danger factor. SAFE DANGER? The Edward character is so well written he effortlessly strokes the mind, heart, and nocha of a woman. This lady Miss Meyer was seducing herself while she wrote this book & it worked.

The girl Bella is clumsy & plain...but he loves her for her scent. She's got the right sent for just him. How beautifully introduced is that....she was letting her audience know "hey any one of us can have a sexy caring bad boy vampire..."

ONE THING....and I can hear the hiss from readers already. Edward gives me the creeps. Yes, I said it...he watches her sleep, listens to all her conversations....teases her but can't bump uglies with her because he might hurt her....creepy!!! Sorry chicas I need friction that doesn't work for me. AND don't stick around 24/7 because I will come to hate you. A person needs to fart, shower, poop...whatever in peace. Alas, I've never been a romantic..guess that's why I married the most unromantic man in the universe & am totally happy...maybe that's why Edward bless his sexy white ass doesn't work for me.

I will however finish the book & probably read the others.... freaking Anne Rice has gone Christain on me I needed a good vampire book.

Viva la Twilight!