I'm back bitches...

After 10 days of no cable/Internet I am finally back online. I feel as if I was on some strange sabbatical..as if I was Bilbo Baggins back from an adventure...but that's everything isn't it just when your in the thick of whatever it's over & you are glad.

So here at the Bassets meaningless thoughts:

Condo/townhouse

I love it here. I love our new place. It's just perfect for us...From the moment I took a look at the models I knew this was the kind of place that suited our family and it does. My most favorite thing about it: it's very private...ya I know you wouldn't think that with a condo, but it is. We choose one in a specific location so that unless you wanted to come over, unless you knew exactly where I live you you wouldn't just happen to run across our place. I also like that we are the only people in the whole building (3 unites per building) the others haven't sold...I wish I was rich I would buy the other two & knock the fuck out of some walls. Least Favorite thing: water pressure upstairs sucks...There are always two things we do when moving into a new place...
1. Line cabinets
2. buy (as much as we can afford) kick ass shower heads
BUT the water pressure here sucks and the shower heads make no difference. Without getting too graphic my unmentionables just don't feel April fresh no matter how much I wash.

I also have the conspiracy theory idea that my appliances (microwave & stove) are smarter than me & can probably do the equations necessary for my Chemistry Class.

Chemistry Class:

I so dig my professor. I'll have to write a whole blog on him later...he's just interesting. I've mentioned him before..he's interesting, he's funny and besides B he's the best thing about having to take the forsaken should be forgotten art of Chemistry. A class that annoys the crap out of me with their math that only a what, a what, a mother fucking chemist should know.
BUT that's not what I wanted to say about the class....there's this kid in there...I'm being so old horny lady gross..but there's this young guy in there that looks like Joaquin Phoenix and that just leads me into all sorts of distraction. I have a thing for Mr. Phoenix so if Dateline Predators could read my thoughts I'd be in trouble.

My kid:

I tell my 4 year old lies all the time...not ordinary lies..but whimsical crazy shit. My mother scolded me the other day when she over heard me telling him something. I don't know why I do it...maybe because I'm a self entertaining asshole even to my kid. Or maybe because he's freaking 4 and life should be kinda magical.
Here are a couple examples:

Gorillas beat on their chest because they have gas & need to burp or fat very badly.

Small water falls in canals are there so the catfish can play & not be so sad.

Monsters hate lotion. So when taking on a monster you should always carry a bottle of lotion...they don't like lotion because they like being itchy. Being itchy makes them extra grouchy & thus monsters.

Monkeys hate spaghetti but love carne asada.


I got in trouble with the nana over the canal story...bah to her and her pinesol castle...

I shall spend the next couple days catching up on my online class...but damn it's good to be back....I have thoughts that need typing out.